Mandrama

There are some good laughs on this site: mandrama.com. The best is picturing in your head the “scenario” below the quote unfolding… and then the man unleashing the quote in a great moment of mandrama.

Here are some of my initial favorites:

Jun 11, 2007 – “That perfume you always wear makes me want to punch an elderly person!!!”

My boyfriend and I were in a fight… instead of keeping the argument focused on the problem he goes and makes a MANDRAMATIC RANT like this!!

Jun 8, 2007 – “Lets start over, my name is John, and your name is Psycho?”

I went out on a first date with this guy and we got along GREAT for the first hour or so. Then out of nowhere he starts arguing with me about religion and berating me because I don’t practice a particular one. I mention that it’s not the end of the world and he come back and answers with the above quote. I’m PSYCHO!?

Jun 7, 2007 – “That’s the last time I open up any door for any chick, even your mom!!!”

My bf and I were in a fight while we were at a restaurant and I told him to stop trying to be a gentleman by opening the door for me when he just dropped a bomb telling me he kissed another girl. He responded with the above line… dick.

And I apologize for the language of these last two. I just thought they were really funny. I think I find them hilarious because I’d SO never use such colorful language in my anger. Verbally at least. I guess I’ve sent a few mandrama-ish e-mail’s in my life, but these are just at a completely different level.

May 1, 2007 – Let me make sure I’m spelling your name right here? B.I.T.C.H is that right?

My ex gets a little irritated at me sometimes for obvious reasons, and decided he’d let me know what he thought of my attitude at the time via text.

Apr 23, 2007 – Sometimes loving you is like trying to swim in freshly poured concrete… It’s damn tough.

This looks fake, but I promise you it’s real. It came by email to me one afternoon from my ex-boyfriend who wants to get back together with me, but also makes a point to tell me how much I suck.

I’m enjoying living vicariously through these people who have no trouble letting out of their mouth what’s going through their head about a person. A loose tongue is, of course, completely un-Biblical…

If this site had been around when I was sophomore in college and an RA on my floor, I would have had some golden material to use with conversations I overheard from one of the guys arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. They were classic.