In case you were wondering what happened with Sunday’s turkey fiasco: Dan didn’t return in time for me to cook the turkey I bought. So I had to buy another and cook it at my co-worker’s house. Hassle? Yes. Did everything work out? Of course. It ended up being a great turkey. And I ended up taking the extra turkey to a local homeless shelter, so they benefited from my bluff.
Probably should make more mistakes like that.